COUNTRY EMPORIUM
🛍️ Multiple Shops. One Checkout.

Where craftsmanship, nostalgia, and a little bit of chaos live under one roof. From A Familiar Flame scents to Rusty Blades woodwork, plus vintage finds and outdoor photography—everything here is picked or made with purpose. If it feels like home, a good memory, or a “how did I not know I needed this?”… you’re exactly where you should be.

One cart • One checkout • Ships from Trickling Falls

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Colorful candles in pastel pink, blue, and purple in paper cupcake liners, arranged on a wooden surface with small orange flowers and a sequined fabric in the background.

🕯️ A Familiar Flame

Wax melts, spritzers, diffusers, and scent beads — crafted to make every room feel like your favorite place.

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Close-up of a rusty, weathered piece of metal with a jagged edge.

🪚 Rusty Blades Woodshop

Real wood creations built with care — from shelves and mirrors to unique custom pieces.

Coming Soon
A wooden shelf displaying various bowls and dishes, with a dark background and some hanging lights.

🕰️ Dusty Garret Collectables

Vintage finds, rare treasures, and nostalgic pieces from days gone by — each with a story to tell.

Coming Soon

📷 Fresh Perspective Photography

Nature’s beauty, framed through a creative lens — digital downloads and prints available.

Coming Soon

The Front Room is polite. The Back Room is… not so much.
Unlock After Hours access to hidden drops, weird extras, and the occasional “this probably shouldn’t exist” idea.

What’s back here

A rotating lineup of:

  • Wax melts (candles planned for 2026)

  • Tees + hats with weird art and louder messages

  • Mugs, mouse pads, and other off-the-wall creations

  • Whatever else escapes containment

If you’re thinking “Yeah… I can’t say that out loud,” you’re in the right place.

Back Room (After Hours) — Members Only.

“If you’re easily offended, this is your exit ramp.”

The Back Room Info is Here

A word of warning:

Possible side effects of grabbing stuff from the Back Room (especially tees) may include (but are not limited to):

  1. Sudden “main character” syndrome
    You will enter gas stations like there’s a theme song. There isn’t. But there should be.

  2. Involuntary giggle fits at the worst times
    Especially in checkout lines, elevators, and anywhere silence is legally required.

  3. Strangers treating you like a dare
    Someone will read it out loud. Someone else will choke on their drink. You will pretend this is normal.

  4. Unwanted attention from the “I get it” crowd
    Includes finger guns, head nods, and at least one person saying “BROOOO” like they just discovered fire.

  5. Social consequences may occur
    Awkward eye contact. Loud laughter. Silent judgment.

Side effect severity increases around grandparents, church folks, and school fundraisers.

Heads up (read this part)

This isn’t for kids. The Back Room is 18+. Paid membership adds an adult gate (billing info + account access), which keeps this from being a “whoops, little Timmy clicked it” situation. No nudity. We avoid extreme profanity.
But the humor can be twisted, sarcastic, and aimed squarely at adults.

Get your key (free)