Country Emporium
Craftsmanship, nostalgia, and a little chaos—under one roof.
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🕯️ A Familiar Flame
“Scents designed to bring back a memory.”
Wax melts, spritzers, diffusers, and scent beads — crafted to make every room feel like your favorite place.
🪚 Rusty Blades Woodshop
Real wood creations built with care — from shelves and mirrors to unique custom pieces.
🕰️ Dusty Garret Collectables
Vintage finds, rare treasures, and nostalgic pieces from days gone by — each with a story to tell.
📷 Fresh Perspective Photography
Nature’s beauty, framed through a creative lens — digital downloads and prints available.
The Front Room is polite. The Back Room is… not so much.
Unlock After Hours access to hidden drops, weird extras, and the occasional “this probably shouldn’t exist” idea.
What’s back here
A rotating lineup of:
Wax melts (candles planned for 2026)
Tees + hats with weird art and louder messages
Mugs, mouse pads, and other off-the-wall creations
Whatever else escapes containment
If you’re thinking “Yeah… I can’t say that out loud,” you’re in the right place.
Back Room (After Hours) — Members Only.
“If you’re easily offended, this is your exit ramp.”
Heads up (read this part)
This isn’t for kids. The Back Room is 18+. Paid membership adds an adult gate (billing info + account access), which keeps this from being a “whoops, little Timmy clicked it” situation. No nudity. We avoid extreme profanity.
But the humor can be twisted, sarcastic, and aimed squarely at adults.
A word of warning:
Possible side effects of grabbing stuff from the Back Room (especially tees) may include (but are not limited to):
Sudden “main character” syndrome
You will enter gas stations like there’s a theme song. There isn’t. But there should be.Involuntary giggle fits at the worst times
Especially in checkout lines, elevators, and anywhere silence is legally required.Strangers treating you like a dare
Someone will read it out loud. Someone else will choke on their drink. You will pretend this is normal.Unwanted attention from the “I get it” crowd
Includes finger guns, head nods, and at least one person saying “BROOOO” like they just discovered fire.Social consequences may occur
Awkward eye contact. Loud laughter. Silent judgment.
Side effect severity increases around grandparents, church folks, and school fundraisers.