Pick Your Poison
Cards & Stickers
Mugs & Mouse Pads
T-shirts & Hats
Wax Melts & Candles
Zero apologies—this is The Back Room.
After Hours
By joining, you confirm you’re 18+ and agree to adult-humor content.
(No nudity. No extreme profanity. Just… After Hours.)
This isn’t just a place for funny stuff. It’s a pressure valve.
If this offends you, the front shop is that way.
Some of this humor lives in your head way too long. In here, it gets turned into something you can hold, gift, or stare at like:
“Yep. That’s exactly it.”
Some shelves are still empty—we’re building. When new items drop, Keyholders get notified. For now, we’re testing the waters to see how many beautifully twisted people want in.
Not kid-friendly. Not extreme. Just… After Hours.
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Q: What are Keyholders?
A: Keyholders are signed-up members… but cooler. They’re the only ones who get drop notifications and Back Room updates. -
Regular Members: Front shop access
Keyholders: Back Room access + drop notifications -
House Rules
The names are jokes. The products are real. Nothing here is accidental. Except maybe you finding this page.
Nothing here is meant for kids. If you’re looking for wholesome, you took a wrong turn.
Limited runs happen. If it’s gone, it “was never here.” Forever. Maybe.
If a scent comes back, it returns as a rerun (same energy, sometimes improved).
We keep it cheeky, not nasty. No hate. No harassment. No weirdness.
We’re not rude. You’re just not the target audience.
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After Hours is the Back Room label by Country Emporium—a members-side vibe for adults who like premium goods with a side of mischief. Same craftsmanship, slightly unhinged product ideas, weirder drops, and humor that definitely didn’t clear HR. The Back Room: daringly different, with the same quality standards.
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Why The Back Room Exists
Some ideas don’t belong on the main shelf. Not because they’re bad—because they’re honest.
The Back Room is where sarcasm, mood, and those “I can’t say that out loud” moments get turned into something real.
If one of these labels makes you go, “Yep… that’s me,” you’re in the right place. -
Before You Buy
These are name-forward, not “chemical prank” scents.
If we ever drop something truly intense, it’ll be labeled as such.
You’re here for a vibe. We’ll make sure it smells like one.
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Q: How do drops work?
A: Small-batch, limited-run releases. Only Keyholders get notified. Restocks happen when they make sense—no promises, no pressure… depends on the chaos level. Drops can include melts, candles, tees, hats, mouse pads, and stickers—plus whatever else we smuggle out of Room 13. Zero apologies—this is The Back Room.
Possible Side Effects
Possible side effects of entering the Back Room may include (but are not limited to):
Unplanned purchases you’ll defend immediately — You came to “look around.” You left with something you’ll swear is “for a gift.” Sure.
Sudden confidence in questionable taste — You’ll discover you can pull off things you’d never say out loud. That’s how the Back Room earns its reputation.
Increased curiosity and poor impulse control — You may think, “What else is back here?” That’s how we justify making more of this stuff… keeping the Back Room dangerous.
An urgent need to share the chaos — You’ll see something and think, “This is perfect for them.” Then you’ll remember you’re part of the problem. Respect.
Social side effects may occur — Nervous laughter. Side-eyes. People asking “Where did you get that?” Answer carefully.
Side effect severity increases around family gatherings, work events, and anyone who takes life too seriously.
Bad Ideas
Real Impact
Real Reactions
In a World Driven by curiosity and a complete lack of adult supervision…
Emerges: Bold thinking, Real execution, with Mildly unhinged origins—forged in the twisted realm of:
“This might be a terrible idea… let’s put it on a shirt.”
Wear at your own risk—and enjoy the reactions.